Masked Avengers: Sarah Palin Takes Prank Call From Fake French Leader – Η Σάρα Πέιλιν και η τηλεφωνική φάρσα με τον "πρόεδρο Σαρκοζί"

Η Σάρα Πέιλιν έπεσε θύμα τηλεφωνικής φάρσας το Σάββατο 1 Νοεμβρίου, από το κωμικό ζευγάρι Μασκοφόροι Εκδικητές από τον Καναδά, απ’ τους οποίους ο ένας παρίστανε τον Πρόεδρο Σαρκοζί.

Μετά την φάρσα με την Σάρα Πέιλιν ακολουθούν αποσπάσματα από παλιότερες φάρσες με τον Bill Gates, την Britney Spears και τον Mick Jagger των Rolling Stones!

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Μασκοφόροι Εκδικητές: Επίσημο Website

Sarah Palin took a prank call on Saturday November 1st from a Canadian comedy duo known as Les Justiciers Masques aka the Masked Avengers, and one of them pretended to be President Sarkozy.

The Masked Avengers prank Sarah Palin, the republican candidate for vice-president. This video also includes other crank calls by the comedians: Bill Gates, Britney Spears and Mick Jagger get Punk’d!

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Masked Avengers: Official Website

Full Transcription of the Prank Call

Assistant: This is Bexy [?].
Masked Avengers: Hello, Bexy. This is Frank L’Ouvrier, I’m with President Sarkozy, on the line for Governor Palin.

Assistant: One second please, can you hold on one second please?
Masked Avengers: No problem.

Assistant: Hi, I’m going to hand the phone over to her.
Masked Avengers: Okay, thank you very much I’m going to put the president on the line.
Assistant: Okay, he’s coming to the line.

Sarah Palin: This is Sarah.
Masked Avengers: Okay, Governor Palin?

Sarah Palin: Hellloooo…
Masked Avengers: Just hold on for President Sarkozy, one moment.
Sarah Palin: Oh, it’s not him yet. I always do that. I’ll just have people hand it to me right when it’s them.

fake Nicolas Sarkozy: Yes, hello, Governor Palin? Yes, hello, Mrs. Governor?
Sarah Palin: Hello this is Sarah. How are you?

fake Nicolas Sarkozy: Fine, and you, this is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking, how are you?
Sarah Palin: Oh… So good, it’s so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.

fake Nicolas Sarkozy: Oh, it’s a pleasure.
Sarah Palin: Thank you sir, we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I, we LOVE you and thank you for spending a few minutes to talk to me.

fake Nicolas Sarkozy: I follow your campaigns closely with my special American Advisor Johnny Hallyday, you know?
Sarah Palin: Yes! Good!

fake Nicolas Sarkozy: Excellent! Are you confident?
Sarah Palin: Very confident and we’re thankful that the polls are showing that the race is tightening and–

fake Nicolas Sarkozy: Well I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting. How do you feel right now my dear?
Sarah Palin: I feel so good. I feel like we’re in a marathon and at the very end of the marathon, you get your second wind and you plow to the finish-

fake Nicolas Sarkozy: You see, I got elected in France because I’m real and you seem to be someone who’s real as well.
Sarah Palin: Yes, yeah, Nicolas. We so appreciate this opportunity.

fake Nicolas Sarkozy: You know, I see you as a president, one day, you too.
Sarah Palin: Well… maybe in eight years. [laughs]

fake Nicolas Sarkozy: Well, ah, I hope for you. You know we have a lot in common because personally one of my favorite activities is to hunt too.
Sarah Palin: Oh very good, we should go hunting together.

fake Nicolas Sarkozy: Exactly! We could go try hunting by helicopter, like you did, I never did that.
Sarah Palin: [laugh]

fake Nicolas Sarkozy: Like we say in France, “on pourrait tuer des bébés phoques aussi” [We could also kill some baby seals].
Sarah Palin: [laugh] Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together as we’re getting work done, we can kill two birds with one stone that way.

fake Nicolas Sarkozy: I just love killing those animals. Mm, mm. Take away a life, that is so fun!
Sarah Palin: [laugh]

fake Nicolas Sarkozy: I’d really love to go as long as we don’t bring your Vice president Cheney.
Sarah Palin: No, I’ll be a careful shot, yes.

fake Nicolas Sarkozy: You know we have a lot in common also except that from my house I can see Belgium. That’s kind of less interesting than you.
Sarah Palin: Well, see, we’re right next door to other countries that we all need to be working with, yes.

fake Nicolas Sarkozy: Some people said in the last days, and I thought that was mean, that you weren’t experienced enough in foreign relations, and you know, that’s completely false, that’s the thing I said to my great friend, the Prime Minister of Canada, Stef Carse [a Quebecois country singer].
Sarah Palin: Well, he’s doing fine, too, and yeah when you come into a position underestimated, it gives you the opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder-

fake Nicolas Sarkozy: I was wondering because you are also next to him, one of my good friends, also, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr. Richard Z. Sirois, have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?
Sarah Palin: Uh, haven’t seen him at one of the rallies, but it’s been great working with the Canadian officials in my role as governor; we have a great cooperative effort there as we work on all of our resource development projects. You know I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife – oh my goodness! You’ve added a lot of energy to your country, even, with that beautiful family of yours.

fake Nicolas Sarkozy: Thank you very much. You know my wife, Carla, would love to meet you. You know even though she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today.
Sarah Palin: [laugh] Well, give her a big hug from me.

fake Nicolas Sarkozy: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former top model and she’s so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.
Sarah Palin: Oh my goodness! I didn’t know that.

fake Nicolas Sarkozy: Yes, in French, it’s called “Du rouge à lèvres sur une cochonne” [Lipstick for a pig] or if you prefer in English, Joe the Plumber: [sings] “It’s his life, Joe the Plumber…”
Sarah Palin: Maybe she understands some of the unfair criticism but I bet you she is such a hard worker, too, and she realizes you just plow through that criticism like..

fake Nicolas Sarkozy: I just want to be sure, I don’t quite understand the phenomenon “Joe the Plumber,” that’s not your husband, right?
Sarah Palin: Mm-hmm, that’s not my husband, but he’s a normal American who just works hard and doesn’t want government to take his money.

fake Nicolas Sarkozy: Yes, yes, I understand, we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France, it’s called, “Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit,” oui.
Sarah Palin: Right. That’s what it’s all about, is the middle class, and government needing to work for them. You’re a very good example for us here.

fake Nicolas Sarkozy: I seen a bit about NBC even Fox News wasn’t an ally, an ally, sorry, about as much as usual.
Sarah Palin: Yeah that’s what we’re up against.

fake Nicolas Sarkozy: I must say, Gover
nor Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life, you know, Hustler’s “Nailin Palin.”
Sarah Palin: Oh, good. Thank you. Yes.

fake Nicolas Sarkozy: That was really edgy.
Sarah Palin: [laugh] Well, good.

fake Nicolas Sarkozy: I really love you. And I must say something, so, Governor, you’ve been pranked.
By the Master Avengers. We’re two comedians from Montreal
Sarah Palin: Oohhh, have we been pranked? And what radio station is this?

fake Nicolas Sarkozy: This is for CKOI in Montreal.
Sarah Palin: In Montreal? Tell me the radio station call letters…

Masked Avengers: Hello? If one voice can change the world for Obama, one Viagra can change the world for McCain.
Assistant: Hi, I’m sorry, I have to let you go. Um, thank you.

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