Daniel Craig desperately needs a good director to direct him :/
Or he cannot be a comedian.
Stephen wants to know why anyone would give James Bond another car since he’s constantly wrecking them. But Daniel Craig reveals that “Spectre” actually addresses that very issue.
>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK.
WE’RE HERE WITH DANIEL CRAIG.
AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE,
DANIEL, I LOVE THE MOVIE.
I LOVEBOND IN GENERAL BUT I HAVE
ONE BEEF WITH BOND, AND THAT IS
THAT–
>> WHAT IS IT.
>> Stephen: YOU ALWAYS GET
THESE BEAUTIFUL CARS.
AND THESE AMAZING INCREDIBLE
CARS WITH THE GAGEETS, AND THEN
YOU WRECK THEM IMMEDIATELY.
( LAUGHTER )
WELL?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> WELL, YOU JUST DRINK A LOT OF
MARTINIS.
>> Stephen: AGAIN, WHY ON
EARTH WOULD ANYONE EVER GIVE YOU
ANOTHER CAR?
>> ACTUALLY, WE KIND OF
ADDRESSED A FEW OF THOSE THINGS
IN THE NEW MOVIE.
I THINK YOU’LL FIND A CERTAIN
LEVEL OF GRITTY REALISM.
( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: I THINK WE HAVE A
CLIP.
♪ ♪ ♪
( LAUGHTER )
>> I NEED A CAR!
>> Stephen: I’LL BE RIGHT WITH
YOU.
( LAUGHTER )
AMELIO, DID YOU SPONGE OUT THE
INSIDE OF THAT CHEVY MALIBU.
I THINK A TODDLER THREW UP IN
IT.
>> LOOK, I NEED A CAR REALLY
QUICKLY.
I’M BEING CHASED BY A NUMBER OF
As SASSINS.
>> Stephen: WE ALL HAVE THINGS
TO DO.
( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
THANK YOU FOR BEING SO PATIENT.
WELCOME TO RENTAL-CO.
WE DON’T JUST RENT CAR.
WE RENT CARE.
NAME?
>> BOND.
JAMES BOND.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: I DON’T HAVE THAT.
COULD IT BE UNDER ANOTHER NAME?
>> TRY “Q”!
>> Stephen: IS THERE ANY MORE TO
THAT NAME?
MAYBE, LIKE, A NAME?
( LAUGHTER )
>> GIVE.
ME.
A CAR.
( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: SIR, SIR.
SIR?
SIR?
I UNDERSTAND YOU’RE IN A HURRY.
I UNDERSTAND.
WE HAVE TO PAY FOR OUR OWN
VESTS, IF YOU DON’T MIND.
( LAUGHTER )
WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS
AGAIN?
WHAT WAS YOUR NAME?
>> BOND.
>> Stephen: OH, I THOUGHT YOU
SAID BAUM.
SURE, I’M SORRY.
YES, YES, HERE WE HAVE IT.
BOND.
LET ME CHECK YOUR RENTAL
HISTORY.
AND– OH, MY.
OH, SIR.
OH, OH, AH, AH.
IT SAYS HERE YOU CRASHED YOUR
CAR THROUGH A BUILDING.
>> THAT WAS UNAVOIDABLE.
>> Stephen: YOU DROVE IT
UNDERWATER.
>> QUITE WET.
>> Stephen: YOU DROVE IT INTO
A RUSSIAN ARMY WHILE THEY WERE
FIRING KALISHNAKOV–
>> BUT I DID BRING IT BACK WITH
A FULL TANK OF GAS.
>> Stephen: WELL, THAT’S ALL
THAT MATTERS.
LET’S SEE.
I DO HAVE A CHEVY MALIBU.
HOW ARE YOU WITH TODDLER VOMIT?
>> FINE.
>> Stephen: DO YOU WANT THE
ADDITIONAL INSURANCE?
>> YEAH, I BETTER HAVE IT.
I HAVE TO DRIVE IT INTO A
VOLCANO.
>> Stephen: VOLCANO.
LET ME JUST PRINT OUT YOUR
CONTRACT.
( LAUGHTER )
AND HERE WE GO.
OKAY, OKAY.
OKAY.
IF YOU’D JUST SIGN HERE.
AND SIGN THERE, OKAY.
SIGN HERE.
AND INITIAL THERE.
AND THERE.
AND THERE.
AND SIGN HERE, WITH YOUR FIRST
NAME AND INITIAL YOUR LAST NAME.
OKAY.
AND SIGN THERE.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
LET’S GIVE YOU YOUR COPY.
( LAUGHTER )
I DON’T KNOW WHY THEY STILL USE
THESE.
I DON’T KNOW.
♪ ♪ ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: WELL, DANIEL, IT
LOOKS INCREDIBLE.
CONGRATULATIONS.
THE MOVIE IS AMAZING.
PLEASE JOIN US AGAIN.
>> I’D LOVE TO.
>> Stephen: I HAVE– I CAN’T–
I CAN’T READ WHEN THE MOVIE
COMES OUT.
BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE MY GLASSES.
“SPECTRE” IS IN THEATERS AND
IMAX ON FRIDAYS.
DANIEL CRAIG, EVERYBODY.
>> WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK.